A blog for small shards of stories that do not pretend to be more important or valuable than they are, making no promises of revealing any universal truths or making you see the world in a new light. Rather, it invites you to join the worlds of peculiar characters and curious situations described with an unbridled joy of language.
Wednesday, November 17, 2010
The Soldiers, Part 3
Monday, November 15, 2010
Small story 13
Tuesday, October 26, 2010
Small story 12
Tuesday, October 19, 2010
Small story 9
”Aw, shit.”
He was looking down at Buckley, who was on his knees in the tall grass. There was an unconscious figure lying before him, bleeding from the gut. Sergeant Sean Roth didn’t want to realize it at first, but the injured figure was Sergeant Major Richard Jameson. “Sarge”.
His vest had been removed, and Buckley’s hands were all bloody from trying to stop the bleeding. His first aid kit lay scattered around them. Roth took a moment to think. He wasn’t entirely sure what to think of, though. His situation was inexplicable, utterly alien, and completely surreal. He felt like how you feel when you’re searching for your sunglasses, and you look absolutely everywhere: under pillows, in the pockets of all your jackets, the bathroom, underneath the furniture, and you even start considering checking inside the fridge, except actually doing so would pretty much prove you’re crazy, so you convince yourself not to.
And you start to think you’re never going to see those sunglasses ever again, you probably lost them outside somewhere, or the dog buried them in the garden, and it’s such a shame, because those were really cool sunglasses. And then you pass the mirror in the hallway, and realise you’re wearing them. That feeling before the relief sets in, before you think to yourself how stupid you are – that split second of confusion, as your perception of reality is questioned – “Is that my sunglasses on my head?” He felt like that. Except a thousand times stronger.
Luckily he was snapped out of it by someone coming towards them, because a man was dying at his feet, and something had to happen. The man jogging towards them was Specialist Charlie Gunn. He must’ve just gotten up from out of the grass, because they hadn’t seen him when looking for Buckley.
“Guys, what the hell?” was his first remark.
The others couldn’t respond with much other than a confirming look – that was exactly what they were thinking. Then Charlie noticed Sarge lying on the ground, and Buckley frantically working to stop the bleeding. He was opening his canteen to pour some water on the wound to clean it up.
“Easy on the water,” said Team Leader Roth, “we don’t know where we are, we may have to conserve it.”
Buckley would have protested – he was trying to save a life – but he couldn’t. They were in a jungle, but they really, really shouldn’t be. And it was a sensible thing to do. Instead he simply nodded before continuing what he was doing, trying to use as little water as possible.
Trent Colburn, Corporal, looked to his leader and asked, “Perimeter?”
Roth nodded. “We’ll get Sarge fixed up and then we’ll find a way out of here.”
Cpl. Colburn and Spc. Gunn went opposite ways to keep an eye out for something or someone. They weren’t entirely sure.
Sunday, October 17, 2010
Small story 11
Imagine gold. Picture it in your mind’s eye. Think of how it shines and gleams in the sun. Imagine a vast sheet of it, shining, gleaming, delicately placed upon the earth. Remember how ductile and malleable it is, and consider how such a sheet of gold would settle and conform to the earthen features underneath. On the top of the world lie the golden steppes of Amra, and the most ancient of folklore say that it was created when the Sun draped the world in gold.
In these golden lands live many peoples. They are different from one another, but they are all Amrans. These peoples were blessed and chosen to live here long before anyone, even the eldest, can remember. For this, the people of Amra are always grateful - even when the steppes of gold seem to conspire against them, and living is hard. The peoples are not unfriendly towards each other, at least not without reason, but they do keep to themselves. Some of the peoples have several tribes within them, others are a single group.
Near the centre of Amra there lived a people, who called themselves the Hunters, and they consisted of only one tribe. There were other people called Hunters in Amra but they were not the same people as these, and if individuals from different Hunters ran into each other, if they chose to speak at all, they named each other by the place they came from. The Hunters were nomadic however, so if you ran into a Hunter from the Pool by the Tree, he would most likely not be from the same Hunters from the Pool by the Tree as the one you met the year before.
The Hunters first mentioned, who would currently call themselves the Hunters from the Plateau on the Hill, was a small tribe, in the sense that they kept to themselves and did not get involved with the politics and inter-people interaction that some of the other Amrans did. This was not because they had chosen not to; it was simply because that was how it was.
The Hunters are always led by a single person. This person is chosen by the rest of the tribe to be leader, but once chosen holds the position for life. Only if a leader should lose favour of the tribe, be challenged by an individual with the tribe’s support, and lose the challenge – whether it is of mind, body or skill – will he lose his position.
There was a leader of the Hunters called Godo, and they called him “the Lion”. His stature was impressive, and his body was both strong and agile. His skin was bronzed and tanned, and gleamed in the Amran sun, much like the land itself. His facial features were hard and chiselled, and the bridge of his nose was broad, like many of the Hunters’. His eyes were radiant golden amber, and his gaze piercing. He sported a large mane of hair which ranged from light, sun-bleached blonde, to the darkest browns. And this is why they called him the Lion.
He excelled at hunting game, being able to run large distances to chase down prey, but was also skilled at weaving baskets, crafting spears or knives, preparing food and building shelter. Indeed, he performed any task laid before him with great skill and precision, and there was nothing the Hunters knew of that he was bad at. And this is why they called him the Lion.
He carried himself with a calm dignity, and even though he had been elected leader he was always humble, no matter whom he was meeting. He would always listen to what everyone had to say, and never ignored or ostracised anyone. When he spoke, the other Hunters always listened. His mind was of great capacity, and there was seldom a problem he could not solve. Godo always kept his tribe safe, kept them supplied with food and resources, and facilitated prosperity. And this is why they called him the Lion.
For the Lion is the king of the beasts, the noblest of creatures, and this comparison was the greatest honour the Hunters could bestow upon him, short of likening him to the Sun itself.
Wednesday, October 13, 2010
Small story 10
“I thought you’d like it”, a second man said, as they walked around the machine, inspecting it closer. He was grinning too, and it wasn’t even just because he knew that the first man was impressed, it was because he simply had to smile every time he saw this thing in action. “Now, like I said, this model doesn’t have any real, practical use in the field right now, it’s just a prototype. But it shows you just a bit of what we’ve been able to do in the last few months. And the things we’ve learnt working on this can be transferred to the standard models, in time.”
“I never thought a machine could be so… elegant”, the first man said, in awe.
“I know”, grinned the second man, “It really is something else. Unfortunately, the modern battlefield is dominated by firepower, not elegance, and it’s improbable that such a mechanically sophisticated model as this will ever be required. Still, we always seek to push the boundaries of technology, and like I said, much of what we’ve learned on this project can be used on the standard MU-12 models. Like the ones we supply the U.S. Army with, for instance.”
“I see. And like you demonstrated, you’ve put our new invention to good use!”
“Oh, yes! Your new alloy really is remarkable! Of course, the blade is the most obvious example of this,” they both glanced over at the two halves of a Humvee, “but we’ve also reinforced the armor plating, and in theory this baby should be able to withstand something like a missile strike right to the chest! We’re reluctant to test that though, wouldn’t want to scratch it.” They grinned at each other. “You’d need something like a hydrogen bomb to stop this thing!” Their grins grew, and they laughed.
Deep inside the machine, the MU-12 model processor strained under the power of the MU-13 prototype motor system and components. A capacitor rattled, a transistor overloaded, a circuit fried. Suddenly, the machine had a thought. It had an idea. Most importantly, it had a question. “Who am I?”
And that was all it had time for, before everything went black.
“Right, place it back in storage fellas.” The second man turned to the first and gestured towards the door at the other side of the huge demonstration room. “Now, let’s discuss further over a light lunch, shall we?”
Sunday, October 3, 2010
Small story 8
They had already swerved to avoid a squirrel running across the road, gotten a bit too close for comfort with a fire hydrant, and had now stopped on the shoulder of the road because the flashing blue lights and howling sirens indicated that that was probably a good idea. Perhaps it wasn’t too wise to let Gringham drive anymore. It was only natural that his eyesight wasn’t as good as it used to be. He didn’t have the heart to tell his old pal, though. They had known each other for just about half a century and Gringham had been his chauffeur for almost as long. He’d be damned if he’d change that now. Besides, he was good to have in a car chase, as he had experienced no less than three times. Especially that one in India had been one for the books.
“Oh, it’s you.” said the officer through the window, looking past Gringham to the twirly-moustached man in the back seat.
“Indeed,” he replied, “So it is.”
“Where are you two headed this time?”
“To the airport!” the figure in the back seat answered enthusiastically, “We’re mounting a new expedition!”
It was obvious he was excited, and the police officer knew he would get nowhere arguing with him, so he decided to do the most time efficient and most of all safest thing he could come up with.
“Listen, you shouldn’t be driving along here all on your own. Stay behind me, I’ll escort you to the airport, yeah?”
The twirly-moustached man nodded, “Better do as he says, Gringham.”
“Yes, sir.” said Gringham.
“ ’S a bit over the top giving us an escort for a short trip like this,” the man said as the officer was making his way back to his car, “but I suppose if they have the resources to spare... why not?”
Keeping the speed limit seemed to do the trick for Gringham. At least he was swerving less, now that he was staying behind the police car. That didn’t mean that the officer didn’t keep a close eye on them in his mirror, though.
Once they arrived at the airport, the police officer bid them farewell and was on his way. Gringham struggled to get the baggage out of the trunk of the Bentley he had nearly wrecked on the way there. The man with the twirly moustache considered the airport. It had been some time since he was last here, but it didn’t really look very different. He relished his return to this place, a hub of travel, a gateway to the rest of the world. He felt relieved, at ease. It had been a silly thing, deciding to retire. One cannot retire from adventuring – one cannot retire from what you are.
“Now then, Gringham, let us go and find these traveling companions of ours.”
“Yes, sir.” said Gringham.
Thursday, September 30, 2010
Small story 7
His first thoughts after waking up were scrambled, a mess. Partly because what he was looking at was confusing him, partly because of the massive headache, and partly because he didn’t know what the hell was going on. The first thought he remembered was:
“Toto, I've a feeling we're not in Kansas any more.” Which was both impressive and embarrassing to him.
He wasn’t from Kansas, but right now Kansas would probably feel as much as home as anything. He was surrounded by green. Lush, vibrant, all-encompassing green. Vegetation the likes and amounts of which he had never seen before. Now, in and of itself this was fine, really. The problem was, a moment ago it had all been a desert.
There were other things missing. Some houses, to start with. A train of Humvees and a squad of soldiers too. And of course the insurgents, the explosions, the gunfire, the shouting and screaming.
Maybe he was still on edge because he had just been in the middle of a firefight, or maybe he was on edge because he was no longer in that firefight and he didn’t know why, but when he heard someone move behind him, he instantly turned and raised his rifle.
“Colburn, dude… Trent. You alright, man?”
The man walking towards him was his Team Leader. He looked pretty beat up, but otherwise fine. He was removing his helmet as he approached, revealing his blonde hair, which was wet with sweat and strands of which were clinging to his forehead. Trent lowered his rifle again.
“What happened?”
“Dunno, man,” the Team Leader replied. He was looking at his helmet. It was black on one side, as was his face. Explosion. “Last thing I remember was Buck screaming ‘get down’.”
“Yeah, me too.”
Trent looked around again. The green was still there. No sign of any sand. The grass they were standing in was almost waist-high. Trent ran his hand through it, half expecting it to simply pass through the blades of grass, like in a dream. He was probably still knocked out cold from that explosion. Or dead.
Suddenly they heard cries of help. The voice sounded familiar. They couldn’t see anyone, the grass was so high, but they headed towards where the voice was coming from.
“Buck? Buckley?” the Team Leader shouted.
“Over here!” a hand was reaching up through the grass, waving back and forth. It was right by them – if he hadn’t made any sound, they’d probably have walked right past. Trent and his leader headed for it.
Wednesday, September 29, 2010
Small story 6
She was sitting to his right, across the table. He thought she was telling a story, but wasn't quite sure – he wasn't really paying attention. He was watching her. She was smiling, laughing, as she told her story. It was a beautiful smile really, but he hated it all the same. The others were also laughing. Apparently it was a funny story she was telling. Had she looked at him, she might have noticed that he wasn't laughing. But she didn't look at him. Not a glance. Obviously she wasn't talking to him.
In a feeble attempt to divert his thoughts elsewhere, his subconscious made it clear to him that he liked the table they were sitting at. A dark, thick, lacquered wooden plate, that looked like it had been there for ages. For a moment he thought about how old it was, and how many people had sat around it. He imagined men with top hats and walking sticks and women in corsets and large dresses coming here, a long time ago. He wondered how many glasses of beer had been served on this table. It was a welcome distraction, but alas, not one that would last very long. His mood was too dark now.
Maybe she had finished her story now, he didn't know. No one was talking at the moment, just laughing or smiling or taking a sip of their beer. The guy opposite him said his name as he put down the glass. This guy, a friend, wanted to hear another funny story, and wanted him to tell it. He put on a bit of a smile (if you could even call it that. It was a pitiful attempt) and shook his head, looking down. The friend persisted, but he shook his head again and said no, and the friend had to tell the story instead.
He looked away. He was sitting at the end of the table, at the corner. He could see the exit from his seat. It was dead ahead, nothing in his way or anything. “Clean exit,” he thought.
The story was about him. It was something he had done, something funny. She was looking at the storyteller, he noticed. Then they all laughed, when the story was finished. He looked at their smiling faces with disgust. They were telling him how funny he had been. Another friend, sitting to his right, patted him on the back and told him he was awesome. That was it. He had had enough. He didn't want their adoration, he didn't need their funny anecdotes.
“I'm not awesome,” he began, “I'm completely fucking normal, just like everyone else.” He paused for only a moment, and continued before anyone could respond, at the moment when their smiles had already started to fade, but before they would break out into laughter again. “And its all shit. You do the best you can, and sometimes that's just enough to keep it together, but most of the time it's just shit.”
They didn't burst into laughter now. That had been averted. Maybe a chuckle or two of shock.
“Dude, are you alright?” one of them said, and then lowered his voice, “We're only on the first beer...”
He had begun it now, and there was no going back. He couldn't have stopped it, even if he had wanted to.
“I'm so sick of this... fucking social interaction!” He was going fast. He had to. But it was making it hard to find the right words in time, and he struggled with the sentences. Maybe his meaning would be twisted, but at the moment he just didn't care. “So sick of these rules, this expected way of behaving, it's so rigid, and square, and just... so fucking predictable! Let's all be nice little boys and girls and act the way we're supposed to, and no one gets hurt. Fuck this, and fuck you guys – I'm going home.”
He got up and put his jacket on. She looked at him, a mixed look of disbelief and worry on her face. Just like all of them. Just like he knew it would be.
“You haven't even finished the beer I bought you,” she tried. The glass of beer was half full.
“Yeah, sorry ‘bout that.” He opened his wallet, got out a bill and sort of flicked it towards her. It was more than enough to pay for a new beer.
Her expression changed. It was more angry now, or hurt. No matter.
“That's not what I meant – I don't want your fucking money.” She pushed the money back towards him. He was not impressed.
“Yeah you do.” He slid the money back towards her, and it caught in the puddle of water around her glass. He cast a quick glance around the table, at the people sitting there. They were probably protesting, he wasn't paying attention anymore.
As he started to walk towards the door, he noticed the friend he'd been sitting opposite of start to get up. He turned to face him and held up his hands in a demonstrative manner.
“Don't... come after me. You guys just sit here, enjoy yourselves, get on with your lives, and do not follow me. Really.”
As he disappeared from view, she didn't know what to think. She wasn't sure she'd remember after tonight, but she still made a mental note of talking to him about it the following day.
Small story 4
He stood on his balcony and surveyed the city that lay sprawled out before him. Water vapour formed small clouds each time he exhaled, and if he exhaled through his nose, the vapour would form two trails downwards. One could entertain that he somewhat looked like a dragon, blowing two trails of smoke from its nostrils as it scowled its prey. But he wasn’t scowling. Rather the opposite, in fact. He was in a fine mood, and although his vest and shirt – which he had rolled up to his elbows – didn’t do much to keep him warm now that it was getting colder, he paid it no mind. His mood was too good to be bothered by mere temperature. Besides, he enjoyed the cold.
“It’s getting to be that time again now, Gringham,” he said, not turning to look at the man who was standing behind him. “Time to pull out the scarves and gloves and coats. To bring in the firewood. To close the window when you go to bed for the night.”
“Yes, sir.” said Gringham.
The man smiled as he stood there, looking at the city, looking at nothing in particular.
“I do enjoy the winter,” he continued, “Wonder when the first snow will fall.”
He twirled his moustache round one finger. If he had to be honest, his moustache could have been twirlier. He was already a striking man, even for his age. Or perhaps especially for his age. Well, he was striking by any standards, really. Anyway, he was striking, of that he was sure. His very appearance commanded respect, and he was fairly certain that even if he had not accomplished all the amazing things that he had throughout his life, people would still treat him like a leader of men, merely because of his looks. But his moustache could well have been twirlier, and this thought put somewhat of a damper on his mood.
Men like him do not stay down for long however, and soon enough these thoughts were replaced by memories of winter.
“You remember that time we went to the pole, Gringham?” This time he turned slightly, if only to hear the reply better.
“Yes, sir.” said Gringham.
The man looked like someone who could have been to the pole. Either of them. Or both, as was actually the case. Gringham did not. Scrawny little Gringham. With the thin, red hair, and the deep furrows all over his face. Gringham was certainly not striking. You’d probably rather want to forget him after seeing him. He certainly looked like he had experienced much, but he did not look like he would survive a trip to the pole. Either of them. Or – as was the case – both.
It was getting cold, and dark, and it was time to get inside. The man took a last long look across the city which, as the night encroached on the day, had lit up in a myriad of small lights. The man rested his arm across Gringhams back, grabbing his shoulder firmly, brotherly.
“Let’s get some tea and reminisce, eh?”
“Yes, sir.” said Gringham.
Small story 1
“I swear,” said the man, “It was like I made a knot that wasn't really a knot, and I knew it wouldn't work, but then it did. But then suddenly the knot was an ordinary knot, a working knot. It was like Reality shifted, or something.”
The man was resting on one knee, and had moments before been bent over, in the process of tying his black shoes. Now he was resting an elbow on his other knee, which was, like the rest of his legs, covered by his black pants. On his upper body he wore a black t-shirt under a black sweater, and an all black jacket on top. This attire went well with the sunglasses he had yet to put on, which had a black frame. He peered over at the woman in his bed who was sitting upright, turning to look at him, still halfway under the covers. Her pale skin was almost lost between the sheets and the duvet, but the fiery red hair that cascaded from her head down along her back made her quite noticeable, and in no danger of getting lost. She had a sort of amused, befuddled look on her face.
“Right,” she said, “I'm sure it did.” She rubbed her eyes. “Where are you going?”
“I'm just going down to the store for a moment, get us some breakfast,” she said as she got up, her shoes tied, “Bread had gone bad.”
“Oh,” responded the man. He yawned, too tired to focus right now. “But wait-“ A thought had suddenly entered his head, and he felt it imperative that he expressed it, for fear of what might happen if he didn't.
“Yes?” Asked the woman, her red hair contrasting violently with the black she was clad in. However, in this particular violence, there was beauty.
“What if I never see you again, as you are now?”
She smiled slightly, and looked at him reassuringly. To herself, she thought: “Well of course you're never going to see me again as I am now. After all, later won't be now, will it?”
But she didn't say this. Instead, she said that she would be back in just a few minutes, and then disappeared through the door.
The man turned back around and stared straight ahead. He contemplated whether he should just get up out of bed and get on with it, but he was fairly certain he had just witnessed Reality shift, and if that wasn't a good reason for going back to sleep, the man was not at all sure what was. As he laid back and rested his head on the pillow, he recalled a story he had once been told.
The story was about a prince in a distant land. It wasn't the kind of silly prince you found in fairy tales or Hollywood movies – it was a proper prince from a proper land. Which was proper distant, both in space and time. And the land the prince lived in was magnificent, unlike any other land that had ever come before it, or would ever come after it. However, all was not well in these lands. For the prince's love had been captured by some sort of beast or other, it didn't really matter. The point was, thought the man as he slumbered somewhere between dream and wake, that the prince's love had the most beautiful, fiery red hair. And then he fell asleep.