We've been monitoring your presence
On the planet
We have scrutinized
The way in which you move
We've been sent here
To inform you of our conclusion
About your business here
And whether it will resume
---
And the evidence
We found
Speaks volumes
About your skill
And your intentions
On our turf
Our judgement
Is swift
And absolute
Unquestionable
In its clarity
And truth
---
Any complaints
You might have
Will not be answered
Should you feel wronged
There is nothing
You can do
Our sentence
Is in effect
Once delivered
Fail to obey
And your visit here
Is through
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We deem you ordinary people
With ordinary lives
No special skills or assets
No threat to our own kind
We wish you sunny skies and happy trails
And prosperity in life
Luck in love, and freedom
And safe travels day and night
